Tuesday, July 14, 2009
iPWNED
Friday, July 10, 2009
Gerald McBoing Boing
Hopefully this doesn't flounder like my twitter account...
"Don't fight it son! Confess quickly, or you'll jeopardize your credit rating." -Brazil
"The television, that insidious beast, that Medusa which freezes a billion people to stone every night, staring fixedly, that Siren which called and sang and promised so much and gave, after all, so little."
--Ray Bradbury
"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers."
--Thomas Pynchon
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it."
--Mark Twain
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
--Voltaire
"If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you."
--Oscar Wilde
"Well I know that if you think life's a vending machine where you put in virtue and you get out happiness, then you're probably going to be disappointed."
--Six Feet Under
"Oh God, thy sea is so great and my boat is so small"
--Breton Fisherman's Prayer
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."
--Mel Brooks
"What is man if the signs that predate him have such power? A human race has to invent sacrifices equal to the natural cataclysmic order that surrounds it."
--Jean Baudrillard
I promise I'll contribute thoughts of my own, too!