Tuesday, July 14, 2009

iPWNED

An iPhone commercial came on TV as soon as i happened to scroll down to an article titled "You Don't Need an iPhone".

iPhone Pros: Glass screen can be used as a mirror for fixing the plaid tie-hemmed scarf fixed around your neck, Facebook addiction now becomes debilitating compulsion, complain enough on twitter and you can get AT&T to subsidize the price of the new one, even if you've only had your current one for less than a year, and with that video recording and compass, you can forget all about the fact that 40% of the world has never even made a phone call.

I thought my iPhone would change my life. Now I just secretly resent it's touch screen keyboard and the disapproving reaction I get from my friends.

Friday, July 10, 2009

Gerald McBoing Boing



Came across this animation via mental_floss

It's great and you should watch it if you have any interest in animation or Dr. Seuss or modernism, or.... oh hell... just watch it anyway.

The backgrounds and colors are great. The character animation is fantastic; it tells you everything about the character's feelings without being formal (read: boring and tired) in its execution.

Hopefully this doesn't flounder like my twitter account...

Bored over the summer, I've decided to start blogging.

Super basic about me: I'm going to be a senior at Carnegie Mellon. I'm studying Scenic Design for Theater. I love architecture, mid-century (modern) design, fresh fruit, lollipops, apple computers, close up and stage magic, ketchup packets, and the color turquoise.

I'm going to start off easy. Here's a collection of some of my favorite quotes:

"Sometimes I feel so sick at the state of the world I can't even finish my second apple pie" -Banksy

"Don't fight it son! Confess quickly, or you'll jeopardize your credit rating." -Brazi
l

"The television, that insidious beast, that Medusa which freezes a billion people to stone every night, staring fixedly, that Siren which called and sang and promised so much and gave, after all, so little."

--Ray Bradbury


"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers."

--Thomas Pynchon


"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it."

--Mark Twain


"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."

--Voltaire


"If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you."

--Oscar Wilde


"Well I know that if you think life's a vending machine where you put in virtue and you get out happiness, then you're probably going to be disappointed."

--Six Feet Under


"Oh God, thy sea is so great and my boat is so small"

--Breton Fisherman's Prayer


"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."

--Mel Brooks


"What is man if the signs that predate him have such power? A human race has to invent sacrifices equal to the natural cataclysmic order that surrounds it."

--Jean Baudrillard


I promise I'll contribute thoughts of my own, too!